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Art Theft

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Art Theft


Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several 
 paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, 
 getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks 
 away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could 
 mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he 
 replied:

 "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."


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Entered on: 06/16/1998

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Art Theft<br />

Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several 
 paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, 
 getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks 
 away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could 
 mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he 
 replied:

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."<br />

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