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Art Theft
Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several
paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime,
getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks
away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could
mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he
replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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Entered on: 06/16/1998
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