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Dutch Comic
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of Holland's more liberal newspapers:
SIGMUND
Man: In de Elle vergelijkt een sekstrainer seks met eten.
Man: Neuken kunnen we allemaal, zegt ze, maar hoe ga je van boerenkool
naar een culinaire maaltijd.
Sigmund: Ah.
Sigmund: Bent U een boerenkooleter of een fijnproever?
Man: Allebei, dat hangt van mijn stemming af.
Man: En als mijn vriendin geen trek heeft en ik wel, dan ga ik de deur
uit voor een pizza.
Here's the translation:
Man: in 'Elle' a sex therapist compares sex to eating
Man: we all know how to do it (* this was described a bit
more bluntly but was censored by me *) but how do you get from
macaroni and cheese to a culinary delight?
Sigmund: Ah
Sigmund: Are you a macaroni and cheese kind of guy or a
connesseur?
Man: Both, it depends on my mood.
Man: And when my girlfriend is has no appetite and I do I
simply go for some take out pizza.
I think the funniest parts are:
1. Sex therapists are called "sex trainers" in Holland. I envision
aerobics instructors or army drill sargeants.
2. The nasty is called "Neuken". Sounds alot like Nukin' as in nuclear.
The earth moved, you say stars, it was hot etc. I like it. I think
I'll start using it.
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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