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Highlights from the Harvard University Orientation for New Employees
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Highlights from the Harvard University Orientation for New Employees
Category A.
Vague, Understated Descriptions of Harvard:
1) "Harvard is very big and very old."
Category B.
Theoretical Benefits of Working at Harvard:
1) "Unfortunately, you won't be able to collect any of your Harvard
Life Insurance benefits until after you're dead... which (um) I
suppose isn't really a 'benefit,' is it?"
2) "Now on to the Disability Coverage portion of the program.
--lecturer sighs--
(aside to crowd)
Sorry, I didn't realize that this was sounding so morbid until just now...
Death, Disability,and Termination: Welcome to Harvard everybody."
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Entered on: 05/08/1998
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