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Entered on: 08/26/1999
The curator of a Western art museum commissioned a local artist to paint
a mural-sized painting of Custer's Last Thought. The artist was told to
make it highly symbolic of Custer's mindset during the debacle at Little
Deep in thought, the artist went to her studio. After many false
starts, she proceeded to paint an enormous oil painting. Finally, after
many months of work, the painting was unveiled for the curator.
In the foreground, a beautiful crystalline blue lake with a single fish
leaping. Around the fish's head is a halo. In the background, the
hills and meadows are covered with naked Native American couples
The curator is both disgusted and baffled by what he sees. In a rage he
turns to the artist and asks, "What the hell has this got to do with
Custer's Last Thought?"
The artist replied, "It's simple. Custer's Last Thought had to have
been: Holy Mackerel! Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
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