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Perfect days
The Perfect Day According To HER
08:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
09:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale
09:30 Light breakfast
10:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained0 lbs.
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
The perfect day according to HIM
10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral sex
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
12:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral sex with gorgeous babe with big hooters
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink beer with the guys
6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 Oral sex with Claudia Schiffer
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex with either Claudia Schiffer or
other gorgeous babe with big hooters or both
11:01 Sleep
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Entered on: 05/28/1999
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