Blond in Space
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Blond in Space
Entered on: 05/26/1999
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying
out for a new NASA experiment on sending women
to different planets. First, they called the
brunette in and asked her a question. "If you
could go to any planet, what planet would you
want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I
would like to go to Mars because it seems so
interesting with all the recent news about
possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said, "Well okay, thank you." And told
her that they would get back to her. Next, the
redhead entered the room and the NASA people
asked her the same question.
In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to
see all of its rings."
Again, "Thank you" and they would get back
to her. Finally, the blond entered the room
and they asked her the same question they
asked the brunette and the redhead.
She thought for a while and replied, "I would
like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you
know that if you went to the sun you would
burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her
hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
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