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You might be a High Tech Redneck if...
1.Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com."
2.You connect to the World Wide Web via a
"Down Home Page."
3.If the bumper sticker on your truck says
"My other computer is a laptop."
4.Your laptop has a sticker that says
"Protected by Smith and Wesson."
5.You've ever doubled the value of your truck
by installing a cellularphone.
6.Your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT."
7.Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
8.Your wife said "either she or the computer had
to go", and you still don't miss her.
9.You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
10.You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
11.Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite
truck, tractor, or farm animal.
12.You start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all."
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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