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Green Side Up!

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Green Side Up!
A woman wanted to get the inside of her house painted. She called a contractor in to help her. As they went around the house, she specified the color for each room. She said, "Now in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm." The contractor nodded, pulled out his note pad, and wrote on it. Then he went to the window, leaned out, and yelled, "Green side up!" The woman found this strange, but didn't say anything. Next, they went into the dining room. She said, "In the dining room, I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nodded, pulled out his pad, and wrote on it. Then he went to the window, leaned out, and yelled, "Green side up!" The woman was perplexed, but still she said nothing. In the bedroom she said, "In here, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nodded, wrote on his pad, and once more yelled out the window, "Green side up!" This was too much for the woman, so she asked, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green Side Up.' What on earth does that mean?" The contractor shook his head and replied, "I have four blondes laying sod across the street."
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Entered on: 08/19/1998
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