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A letter home from school

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A letter home from school
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Mann, Hi, I guess I should introduce myself to you. My name is Cath and I go to school with your son, Stan. We are good friends and since Stan is hesitant about talking with you I thought I should. We have had an interesting couple of months. First there was my dorm room fire. We were fooling around and knocked a candle over. We had to go out the window but it was ok cuz it was only a 12 foot drop and Stan caught me. He is the man ! The std we picked up is almost gone. The doctors said the treatments shouldn't effect our new edition. I am so looking forward to calling you mom and dad! There was no fire. We do not have an std. I am not pregnant. I don't ever plan on being in the position of calling you mom and dad. however... Stan did get a D in History. and he is afraid you will be angry. Sincerely, Cath Fiction
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Entered on: 07/20/1998
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