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Blonde's Near-Death Experience
Not to long ago a blonde woman I know had a near death experience that
has changed her forever. She was horseback riding, and everything was
going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried
with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Her foot became caught in the stirrup. She fell head first to the
ground and her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not
stop or even slow down.
Just when things were looking their worst, as she was giving up hope
and about to lose consciousness, there was a miracle: The Walmart
manager came and unplugged it.
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Entered on: 07/03/1998
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