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This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's
a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer,
"What's the name of your penis?".
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want
is a drink". The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
you until you tell me the name of your penis."
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is
sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of
The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right
sipping on a fruity marguerita. "So, what do you call your
The man to his right turns to him and prouldly exclaims,
"FORD, because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "Have you driven
a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his penis.
He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis
is 'Secret'. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman."
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