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Amish boy and dad...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his
father, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a
wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of
lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch
the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up
again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother.
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Entered on: 04/23/1998
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