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You might be an Accountant if....

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You might be an Accountant if....
1. Your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card 2. You refer to your child as Deduction 214 3. You deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses" 4. At the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation 5. You decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline "=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D" 6. You have no idea that GAP (sic) is also a clothing store
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Entered on: 04/16/1998
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