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SEMINARS FOR MEN

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SEMINARS FOR MEN
1. Combating Stupidity 2. You, too, can do housework 3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut. 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am 7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks") 8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception 9. Get a life -- learn to cook 10. How not to act like an jerk when you're obviously wrong 11. Spelling -- Even you can get it right 12. Understanding your financial incompetence 13. You -- The Weaker Sex 14. Reasons to give flowers 15. How to stay awake after sex 16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom 17. Garbage -- Getting it to the curb 18. You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try 19. The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower 20. I'll wear it if I damn well please 21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet") 22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms 23. Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS 24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost 25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency 26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex 27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes 28. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too 29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home 30. You too can be a designated driver 31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!") 32. Changing your underwear -- It really works 33. Techniques for calling home
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Entered on: 04/16/1998
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