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NetScrap #: Title Rating Date
130 Funny Letters to Dear Abby... PG 04/20/98
298 Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey) PG 05/07/98
294 Dennis Miller on Travel PG 05/07/98
262 More One-liners PG 04/26/98
259 Quoted from restroom walls PG 04/26/98
250 HUMOROUS BUMPER STICKERS PG 04/25/98
238 The Worst Analogies PG 04/25/98
230 New words - English language - Some proposals PG 04/23/98
229 Touch Woody PG 04/23/98
209 Best excuse 1996 PG 04/23/98
208 ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES PG 04/23/98
191 Kids on Marriage PG 04/21/98
23 Real Response.... PG 03/17/98
174 Seinfeld's Pearls Of Wisdom PG 04/21/98
813 Mistranslations PG 05/28/99
91 Cynic's handbook PG 12/30/99
84 More Silly Quotes PG 03/25/98
70 Crayola... 100 billion served PG 03/25/98
68 In the ring with Randy... PG 03/25/98
63 Actual excerpts from classified ads: PG 03/25/98
49 Careful Wording PG 03/18/98
38 Even More Quotes PG 03/17/98
37 Dilbert-Related PG 03/17/98
36 Some Quotes PG 03/17/98
34 Proverbial humor PG 03/17/98
33 Steven Wright Quotes PG 03/17/98
182 Very Quotable Quotes PG 04/21/98
514 Hindsight PG 06/05/98
810 Homer Simpson Speaks... PG 05/28/99
804 PHILOSPHIES TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY PG 05/28/99
769 Dilbert's Words of Wisdom PG 12/07/98
700 OEDIPUS DAKING PG 08/13/98
625 The Fake News by Norm McDonald PG 06/17/98
624 The power of the US Navy PG 06/17/98
622 Great quotes by comedians PG 06/16/98
609 ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND PG 06/10/98
548 These are responses to a contest sponsored by OMNI magazine: PG 06/06/98
543 Stress in Academia (or Suicide Proof?) PG 06/06/98
529 Informative Headlines PG 06/05/98
350 Real Ads... PG 05/11/98
517 Reflections... PG 06/05/98
358 Quotes from Famous People PG 05/11/98
512 More and More BUMPER STICKERS PG 06/05/98
470 Landlord Letters PG 05/20/98
452 More witty things PG 05/19/98
443 More Profound Thoughts PG 05/19/98
442 Kids "do" Jack Handey PG 05/19/98
429 Bumperstickers PG 05/18/98
416 Netscrap is Online-- Read all about it. SATIRE ALERT PG 05/15/98
397 More bumper stickers PG 05/14/98
391 Good Will Hunting thrusts South Boston's geniuses into public eye PG 05/13/98
832 Washington Post's Style Invitational PG 07/26/99
816 Hipisms PG 05/28/99
871 Washington Post's 2005 Style Invitational PG 09/26/06
521 Funny Snippets from Conan O'Brien's monologues PG 06/05/98
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